Friday, July 24, 2009

Prepare to Cry Patheic Fan Girls: Kefka vs Sephiroth, The Ultima Showdown

Well then, I have returned you patheic flies. Well, you followers are'nt flies...but, whatever it matters not! Now to the point. You PATHEIC fan girls...prepare to have your bizzare sexual fantasies of that sliver haired, one-winged mama's boy CRUSHED BY MY VERBAL FIST OF MANY MEATS!!! (Brusts into insane, chaotic laughter) anyways...now who is infact the better villain: Kefka Palazzo or Sephiroth Hojo (Just to let you viewers know, Hojo is the last name of a major antagonist who fathered Sephiroth...to some degree)? This will be similar to my Lord of the Rings veruses A Walk to Remeber rant. It was hard but I made it work...oh, yes...I did. >:)

Origins

Kefka: An abused child taken in by Cid (head of the Magitek Research Faclity), and volunteered to be the first human to undergo Magitek Infusion. This granted him magical powers similar to that of the ethereal beings known as Espers. He soon became a general of the Magitek Army, however the side affects of the infusion slowly drove him to insanity. He began to wear bizarre gowns, wore clownish makeup, even played with dolls and his once shy, methodical mind was metaphorically replaced with an immature, sadistic, nihilistic one...

Sephiroth: Infused with the genetic material of an extra-terrestrial deity known as JENOVA by his deranged father (Professor Hojo) when he was a mere fetus in his whorish mother's womb, Sephiroth was born with physically and mentally superior ability compared to his peers. He joined the SOLIDER unit (essentially the secerte police of the world of FFVII) of Shinra Electirc Power Company and became it's most well known, respected and powerful unit. However, he soon found after researching the archives of Shinra that he was injected with the cells of Jenova. Thus, because Jenova was a powerful alien goddess, he believed that it was his birthright to rule the planet...and demolish the human race with his power, allowing him and mother to recreate the world as it should be...

Winner: Kefka, notice the odd similarty between the two. Kefka came first! Also, he wasnt a mama's boy.

Evilness

Kefka: During the begging of the game, he was comically insane and wasn't that much of a threat. Even the poisoning of the water supply of the kingdom of Doma was done with a dark comedy. But, once you saw him torture a pair of test subjects (Shiva and Ifrift), brunt down an whole city just because he didn't like how it looked and drained the power of countless espers for his own personal gain and mass murdered them shortly after...you realised that he was force to be reconned with. Oh hoe, the fun doesn't end there...he back stabs the emperor, pushes him off a cliff and absorbs the power of a trio of mythical statues and REDUCES THE PLANET TO BURNT HUSK OF IT'S FORMER GLORY! As a God of Magic, he sits atop of a tower built from the ruins of cities that he single handily destroyed, blasting away the small pockets of civilization remaining with the Light of Judgement (an ungodly powerful spell that summons a colossal beam of death, sort of like a magical nuke).

Sephiroth: Once he went insane from the truth of his origins, Sephiroth went on a homicidal rampage burning the small hamlet of Nibelhim to the ground in his wrath. But, shortly after reuniting with his mother, a whinny emo kid named Cloud stabbed him and launched him down a chasm. Sephiroth did surive and absorbed some of Jenova's cells decretly from her and begain to undergo a metamorphisis within an underground labryinth of etcoplysim known as the Whrilwind Maze. While fragments of Jenova began causing death and carnage shaped as Sephiroth, he was in hibernation. However, he did impale Cloud's girlfriend and drove him partialy insane. Halfway through the game, he began to summon a massive celestail hunk of rock towards the planet...this was known as Meteor. His plan was to have the meteor smash into the planet and to have the mythical essence of the planet emegre...he would intercept and abosrb it becoming invincable. This would also destroy all life on the planet. But, the players killed him before meteor landed...while it did destroy a capital city, humanity recovered swiftly.

Winner: Kefka, he massacred thousands without mummy's help and also actually destroyed the planet to some degree.

Music

Kefka: His main theme is disturbingly perky and yet malevolent. Like carnival music but more obviously evil. His final boss theme is a 17 minute long fuga of insanity known as Dancing Mad, it has four tiers and has a 5 minute long organ solo.

Sephiroth: His main theme is called Those Chosen by The Planet. It is a dirge like piece with a booming percussion background with a deep choir. He has two boss themes, a techno piece known as a Birth of God, witch has Those Chosen by The Planet mixed into it. But his most iconic piece is One-Winged Angel. It is a famous piece which consits of a Latin choir with lyrics stolen from Carl Offs Carmina Burna, while it is a good piece...it is no match for Dancing Mad's utter insanity.

Winner: Kefka, 17 miunte long fugas are the gateway to my soul.

Quotes

Kefka: Kefka has a dark sense of humor which is reflected in his quotes. Often times he brusts into sadistic laughter before or after killing someone. Some of his most iconic lines are, "Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life, knowing that they must someday die? ...Knowing that none of it will have meant anything once they do?", "Bleh! You people make me sick! You sound like lines from a self-help book! If that's how it's going to be... I'll snuff them all out! Every last one of your sickening, happy little reasons for living! " and "Ouch! B-blood... Blood! Blood!!! You vicious brat! Argh... Grrr...! You know, you really are a stupid... Vicious... Arrogant, whiny, pampered, backstabbing, worthless... LITTLE BRAT!!! " Need I go on?

Sephiroth: He dose'nt talk that much, most of his notable lines are in the movie based off of the game in which he made his debut. His dialouge is reflected in his lack of emotion, misanthropy and love for his mummy...aw. "You should have ruled this planet. You were stronger, smarter. But then they came, those inferior dullards...They came and took this planet away from you. But don't be sad, Mother. I am with you now. (Rips away the casing to reveal Jenova) We meet at last...Mother.", "You are just a puppet... You have no heart... and cannot feel any pain... How can there be any meaning in the memory of such a being? What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion.", "I will, never be a memory. "

Winner: Kefka! The nilhist aspects of his rants are something that will never be toped by a preety boy whos an UTTER mama's boy.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Top Ten Villains of All Time

Well, I'm borde I couldn't think of anything better to do right now so here I am listening to the soundtrack of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone ranting away. Anyway's, my topic tonight is top ten villains of all time. Well here it goes.

#10) Zorn and Thorn, Final Fantasy IX
Though not exactly the major villains of the game, Zorn and Thorn are some of the most underrated villains in the media. They are two court jesters gone horribly, horribly wrong. To put it roughly their like those two little girls from the Shinning, but they speak in antimetabole which is always cool. Despite the fact that they are freakishly short, they have to power to drain your soul. How awesome is that, also I love their theme music.

"We are in Trouble!" "Trouble we are in!"

Their role in the story is to find a capture the princess of Alexandra who ran away from the capital city, by any means necessary...so that they can extract the mythical power within her immortal soul. And that means being too lazy to do it their selves so they create the Black Waltzes, three horrific scarecrow-like golems with the power of pyromancy (the magical power over fire). Eventually they get her and extract said power and use it to summon unearthly demigods of unspeakably destructive power for their genocidal queen to use. To put it roughly it doesn't end well. Don't worry it's not just video game villains here.

#9) The Wicked Witch of the West, The Wizard of Oz
I know what your thinking, what the hell is this? Well, if you think about it...she's really screwed up. Though she may look like that kid who died because he painted himself green to look like the Incredible Hulk, but she had some awesome moments. For God's sake, she almost kills a minor and her dog in a slow and emotionally painful process just for a pair of ruby slippers. Also she has some of the most iconic minions ever: FLYING MONKEYS!!! I don't care what you say, flying monkeys are the most bad ass minion ever.

"I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!"

The woman has become quite literally the arch type of wickedness in the minds of many. She also has had her own spin-off series, Wicked. I'm sorry, but despite the utter generic and archetypal nature of this villainies, she takes number nine on my list.

#8) Cthulhu, Call of Cthulhu
Cthulhu, try to pronounce it...it's physically imposable. No really, it is. HP Lovecraft designed most of his creations to be utterly incomprencable for the human mind to even remotely contemplate. Anyways, Cthulhu is the kind of villain that really strikes fear into your heart, because you know that the protagonists don't stand a remote chance against him, he is the high priest of the Great Old Ones, you don't f@#$ with Cthulhu.

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

The literal translation of that is "In his dead house of R'lyeh, dread Cthulhu waits dreaming". Well, here's a brief description of the poster boy of Lovecraftian Horror as we know it. There's nothing to describe, if I gave you an even remotely psychically accurate description of it you would go running out the front door in your under ware gibbering, "Ia, Ia, Cthulhu Fhtagn!" Ok, that's all that there is to it. Even Chuck Norris is no match for Cthulhu. Basically he's an elder god who is entombed thousands of miles under the ocean within the walls of the ruined, non-euclidean city of R'lyeh in a coma-like state awaiting the time that the stars are "right" so that he can awaken, pretty much causing the end of this planet's existence. There, happy now?

#7) Dr. Evil, Austin Powers Triology
Perhaps one of the most quotable villains on this list. Dr. Evil is purely for comic relief, but he's just a fantastic parody of the archtypical evil genius. Not to mention he has some of the worst plans known to man, for any remotely intelligent human would figure out that it would utterly destroy the world rather than bend it to his will. I mean send a wave a nuclear missiles into the core of the planet to cause every volcano to erupt would cause not only most of the contents to be engulfed in magma, reducing the human race into an endangered species but the ash and smoke launched into the sky would cause a cataclysmic shower of pyroclastic material also blocking out the sun for several months destroying all life. But he is an awesome villain, reminds me a lot of Dwight K. Surte from the Office. He also has a midget minion, always awesome.

"Mini-Me, stop humping the laser. Honest to God, why don't you and the giant laser get a fricking room, for Christ's sake?"

It was so hard just to pick one quote from him (sob). Anyways, his son Scott was also quite humorous I thought. Just, he was in a way the ultimate doppelganger to the protagonist Austin Powers.

#6) Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (aka Nny), from the graphic novel of the same title
My mother would not approve of this one, Uwwee-hee-hee-hee. Anyhow, you cannot deny the fact that he is an awesome villain. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is like me but with extremely homicidal tendencies. He is...well...at the pinnacle of uttermost insanity that is what makes him such a good villain. Nny is just insane to the point that it becomes disturbingly dark and yet hilarious comedy.

"Wacky!? What the hell kind of word is that? WACKY!? I HATE that word!! Fewer words are as excruciatingly stupid!!! And used in description of me!! F#$%!"

See the similarity? Nny is an interesting character indeed, he is an artist who was driven mad by his own works of art which depicted similar images to that of the works of HP Lovecraft. Thus he became extremely misanthropic and narristic, two things which can cause mass destruction when mixed together. Which it did, for he has a nasty habit of utterly mutilating and slaughtering those who annoy him in any way, shape, form or manifestation. But don't get the wrong image, this is not tourter porn. This comic is just about the life of an utterly insane psychopathic man in his late twenties. Not to mention it is loaded with dark humor to the point of overflowing.

#5) Darth Vader, Star Wars Saga
You all know who this is...(hums the Imperial March) Yes, Lord Vader, the Dark Lord of Sith, That Psychopath who was Once that Whinny Slave Boy on Tattonine. He started as the only rival to Jar-Jar Binks on the pathetic scale. Anakin Skywalker that whinny emo kid who was depicted as an angry teen (but who wasn't really all that angry). But suddenly, that the end of Star Wars: Episode III, a miracle happened...he grew a pair of testicles! And became the cybernetic dictator-fallen Jedi who created a new arch type of villain, but that's beside the point.

"This day will be long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, and will soon see the end of the Rebellion."

Darth Vader needs no back story, it's too well known. If you don't know his back story then I pity you for being so grievously uneducated about film. Well, because he's an asthmatic zealot reflection of Nazi-Germany, he's only number 5.

#4) Garland, Final Fantasy I/IX
Yes, again...Final Fantasy, and it wont be the last. Garland is a reoccurring villain throughout the series. In the original game, he only appeared as a wayward knight who became the nefarious demon lord Chaos. In the 9th instalment, he was an android who created both the protagonist and the antagonist to destroy all life on the planet so that he could merge it into another, parallel reality. In the original game, his best quote was...

"I Garland, will knock you all down!"

In FF IX it was...

...Do not limit memory to just one individuals experiences from birth. That is only the surface. Every life born into this world, whether natural or artificial, requires a parent. And that parent also requires a parent. Life is connected, one to another... If you trace the root of all life, there exists one source. The same can be said for memory. All life constitutes an intelligence that holds memory beyond experience. Memory is not isolated within individuals. It is an accumulation of generations of memories that continues to evolve. You can say that memory and evolution go hand in hand. But most life-forms do not understand the true nature of memories... ...which explains why most memories never cross paths and are left..."untangled."

Pretty sweet isn't it? When it comes to philosophical villains, Garland has to be one of the best out there. Even in the original game he utterly reshaped the planet by manipulating the grandfather paradox (time travel)!

#3) The Joker, Batman
The Joker has to be one of the more disturbing villains on my list, he is an insane criminal mastermind who just wants to watch society crumble before his feet. An agent of chaos, and when there is chaos there is randomness. And randomness either leads to humor or carnage. In the Joker's case it lead to carnage...

"Wanna know how I got these scars? [nods encouragingly] My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?"

The Joker was a great villain, he was an insane psychopath with clown makeup. Not to mention he added a great amount of dark humor into the film (heh...heh...pencil trick...heh...heh)...

#2) Kefka Palazzo, Final Fantasy VI
Yes, the one and only Kefka. This man has some major issues. A political genius with a clown fetish, Kefka is one of the most underrated villains in the video game industry. He started out, when you first meet him as a psychopathic general who takes joy in poisoning rivers near by enemy towns. Of course he was mostly for comic relief, the emperor was the real villain then. But soon, after you knock him around a few times, the court mage's power grows as he betrays the empire and obtains god-like powers. Becoming an overdeity of ultimate power over magical energy. Thus, he actually destroyed the world and reduced it to a mere burnt husk of it's former glory. Sitting atop of an infernal tower composed of the remains of various cities, he blasts the scattered remains of civilization into utter oblivion with a powerful spell called the Light of Judgement.

"Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life, knowing that they must someday die? ...Knowing that none of it will have meant anything once they do?"

Kefka is just an awesome villain, he also has some of the best dialogue in the series. He is overall, just bat$#!^ crazy. Like the Joker, he just wants to watch society crumble before him. Unlike the Joker, he dose get to watch it, multiple times. He's also nihilist, nihilists make awesome villains.

#1) Invader Zim, from the televison series of the same title
Yes, yes LORD OF HUMANS, I SHALL RULE YOU ALL WITH AN IRON FIST, YOU OBEY THE FIST!!! Zim, the pinnacle of incompetence. He is an alien Sergent who got banished by his overlords, because well...at their last attempt for a galactic conquest, Zim got a wee bit zealous for the destruction and went on an omnicidal rampage on a mech. So, they sent him on a "secert mission" to the other side of the Milky Way. Utterly obvious to the fact that they were trying to get rid of him, Zim expected the mission with extreme vigor. He was also given an extremely dysfunctional robot (GIR) to "aid" him, claiming that it was advanced he was given it. After 6 months of flying to the general direction of the corrdents of his location, he found...Earth. A planet filled with the most utterly pathetically dimwitted forms of life in the universe. So, Zim endless plotted the destruction of the god forsaken backwater world, but is endlessly thwarted by Dib (a young boy with an obscenely large head and apparently the only intelligent human in America, he constantly thwarts Zim's half-assed schemes to either rule or obliterate humanity with a combation of technology and common sense).

Zim: But I chose this particular worm hole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies: A ROOM with a MOOSE!!
Dib: AAAAAHHHH- Wait a minute! Did you say, a room with a moose?
Zim
: Yes. Your fear is overwhelming, no?
Dib
: Um...no. What's so scary about a room with a stupid moose? I mean, yeah, that's a big moose, but really...
Zim
: Oh, you'll see. PREPARE YOUR BLADDER FOR IMMINENT RELEASE!
Dib
: ...

Zim isn't evil persay, he's just ungodly zealous and misanthropic. But then again, the general population of America is portared quite accurtly. He often times has a hiliarously diffucult time "fitting in" with the filthy adolscents that he has to put up with. Often times he goes on lengthly rants, usually ending with "CRUSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Also we bare a similar vocabular and social status. It's nice to have a villain whom you can realte to.




Good God...WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO FINAL FANTASY!!!

Hello gentle viewers, tis' me Nollaf again. Sorry that I have neglected to post recently but I have been on a lengthily trip to Yellowstone National Park...it was...kinda fun. Anyhow, I have come to rant about how Sqaure Enix is destroying the franchise of Final Fantasy. 15 years ago, you had a awesome RPG with a final battle based off of Divine Comedy, a tower of Pandemonium and thousands of horrific aberrations before you and on top, Kefka Palazzo...in a monstrous form resembling Lucifer himself. Now that is BAD ASS!!! (Pardon my french) Final Fantasy was always a great franchise, with a brutally awesome storyline which often times reflected modern day issues seething with rich character development and a musical score that could make Chuck Norris cry. That was FF during 1994-2000. But then, the fan girls came...because of Sephiroth.

Sephiroth, the One-Winged Angel...he was a flawed villain, a homicidal mama's boy who wanted to become a god, destroy all life and recreate the planet as a utopia. Then he would sail the cosmos with his disturbingly alien mother, Jenova. Aw...isn't that sweet? Sephiroth was your fallen angel sort of villain, he used to be a famous hero who worked for an organization called SOLIDER (essintatally the game's equivalent of the army) a branch of the Shinra Electronic Power Company (Shinra Inc. for sort). But then he found that he was injected with the DNA of an alien goddess named Jenova and went insane, thinking that it was his birth right to rule the planet with his umm..."mother". Cool concept, he was sort of the hidden villain, he stayed in hiding throughout most of the game and had his "mother" do most of the dirty work for him, including killing one of the lead female protagonists (Click here to view one the most famous scenes in video game history). Keep in mind, most of the carnage was caused by either Jenova or the biological horrors known as the WEAPONS which the main characters accidentally released. Sephiroth had no major quotes to speak of, no epic moments, he didn't really do much of the carnage in the game.

But he had one saving grace, looking ridiculously hot. I mean, "Edward Cullen" hot. That's how FF began to become shallow. Final Fantasy VIII, wasn't really all that good...the character development was replaced by an incredibly long and complicated love story, to put it roughly it was a soap opera in a semi-futuristic setting with scantily clad witches as the villains. Not to mention the main villainies suffered from the Mortal Kombat disease (ie, replacing C with K) due to an awful mistranslation error which was fixed in later copies of the game.

Now we come to Final Fantasy IX, the villain was Kuja. Oh good god...Kuja. His personality was a mishmash of the best qualities of Kefka and Sephiroth. Unfortunately Kuja was such a god damn pretty boy that you couldn't even tell his gender really, there was this huge debate about Kuja's gender. Why? Click here. All though he did have some of the best minions of all time (Black Waltz, Zorn and Thorn), the guy walked around with a man thong...that isn't sexy that's just ridiculous. But apparently, love-starved fan girls disagree with me. I can't go to a chat board about Final Fantasy IX without seeing KUJA'S A SEXXXY BEAST!!! or something similar.

That was when the line between Final Fantasy and just your normal bull-crap anime based RPG was getting disturbingly thin. Now there's all these Fan Fiction writings about Cloud and Sephiroth making out, I'm all for gay rights but some things shouldn't be on the Internet.

Now, when Final Fantasy VII was just Final Fantasy VII. That was great, I loved it. But...then it had an anime series, then at least 3 spin off titles and then a freaking movie! What happened?! It's a video game people, one of the greatest games ever but, what the hell! Your turning one of the best creations in the history of electronic arts into just another commericalized piece of crap!

Now, Final Fantasy XI and XII were just AWFUL. The good thing about it was the graphics and one or two pieces of music. What happened to good old RPG when the story and character development made the games what it was? Now you have the main character waltz around without a shirt! Don't believe me? Click here. The story is getting repetitive and the characters are getting frankly shallow and archetypal (there only saving grace is awesome hair). But hopefully they will come to their senses and make FFXIV into a reflection of the good old days when your villains were insane dictators who actually destroyed the world...sigh.

On the Lighter Side

Well, despite their all too shallow and utter lack of taste in video game villains...fangirls are...kind of cute...I guess. With the makeup and the awesome hair...but meh. Too bad that they take style over substance any day of the week. Which is why the franchise is becoming rather shallow, but at least they know who Jenova is. But it's just their also into Twilight often times which is kinda sad. But they're...kinda...cute...esppically the older ones.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Stimming and It's Signifanace

Hello gentle viewers, I have returned to rant some more. Aren't you lucky (Kefka Laugh)? Anyways, I am here to talk about a little thing called stimming, and no it isn't some weird sex thing you filthy pervets! So, what is stimming?

Exscript from Wikipedia

Stimming is a term for a particular form of stereotypy, a repetitive body movement (often done unconsciously) that self-stimulates one or more senses in a regulated manner. It is shorthand for self-stimulation, and a stereotypy is referred to as stimming under the hypothesis that it has a function related to sensory input. Stereotypy is one of the symptoms listed by the DSM IV for autism and is observed in about 10% of non-autistic young children.

This is true, and most of you people most likely know this but...I have autism, well high functioning anyway. And I do in fact stim (NOT LIKE THAT YOU F*&^ING PERVERTS!!!), now stimming is more than just mere stimulation, but more of a simulation for me. You see, when I stim, I undergo a temporary psychological metamorphosis so to speak. While I can still see the real world around me, it extremely hazy and the details fade as I see solutes of things which I am thinking of. Not detailed but just vague and abstract images, almost ethereal visages. But however, I rarely need to have a visual aid for this because my mind is so active at this time that it's almost like a self-caused high. The phonical aspects of life and existence are almost utterly shunned from my mind as the music or other miscellaneous phonic aspects of which I am thinking of are not just echoed in my mind. I can actually hear them as an external force, almost as if they were "voices" and I was suffering from schizophrenia. Often times my subconscious repeats certain thoughts over and over again in a rhythmic like movement, sort of like when a CD skips.

All and all, its a sort of collision that only I can sense between two worlds: the real world of material existence and the nonsense world of my bizarre mind. But for some unknown reason, the only way that I can maintain this solace is by holding my hands up to my mouth and flailing my fingers as if I was a crab and they were my mandibles. But however, this is easily disturbed by a loud noise, especially a voice can swiftly pull me out of this "collision". I do not know if this is also what happens to others who stim, but it is strange...and I am telling the truth...it's sort of like how Louie described the world through the eyes of a vampire, "You might as well as heaven what is sees, no living man can know."

Thursday, July 2, 2009

A Discography to Moments in My Life

Well now, I have a new feature in my blog. Behold, a Discography to Moments in My Life! Huzzah, now I can listen to 30 second samples of my life on this website and evoke it upon you people too! Now, I shall tell you people the meaning of each of this songs.

Nollaf's Tower Overture of Apathy and Emoness

OK, this song is a reflection of this blog in a nutshell. It was separated into two different sections because it was so damn long, but overall I think it has a similar atmosphere to my blog therefore it works. It's also a remix of Dancing Mad so that's another reason why I love it so.

I haz a Monster...LEEROY JENKINS!!!

This song I think suits the scenario when I have had excessive amounts of caffeine thus transforming me into an emo who hates the outside world to an insane hyperactive twitching nightmare of hot topic merchandise. Yay...I think it works well with the mood, if you have seen me hyper than you know all too well the unspeakable horrors of me on caffeine.

An Ode to My Exs...Well to the Ones That Didn't Try to Kill Me

Believe it or not, Nollaf here has had several love interests in his life. 12 total, apparently it's something about misanthropic teens who enjoy ranting for it's own sake that attracts women. I would like it to attract older Gothic hotties, but that's unfortunately not the case at all. I get two kids of women, the manipulative sluts and the emo girls who are obsessed with Edward Cullen and put up with me as a semi-worthy substitute for the fictional sex god. *Sigh*, well this is high school where really 90% of all the teens are more shallow than a kiddie pool. Well, hopefully at Davinci I shall find someone truly worthy...then I'll wake up...*sob*.

16-Bit Oblivion (My Childhood in A Nut Shell)

Eh, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Well at my age most games were 16-bit and so I went with the theme of Kefka, my kinda idol but not really (because he was a insane psychopath who really destroyed the world after he took it over).